Some people may blame the crap quality photos on the bad lighting, others on the model. Why, I will never know. But I blame it all on the photographer boyfriend. Maybe it's his lack of arms and legs that held him back, or even his Ken Doll situation. I mean, if he can't satisfy me in bed then how on earth is he going to satisfy my narcissistic, model side and take amazing pictures of me. I kid I kid.
But luckily with today's technological advances I am able to salvage this poor photograph into a blog worthy photo. Add some good ole vintage Instagram effects, increase brightness, Photoshop those blemishes and viola! The next Covergirl.
Jack London coat D&G floral shirt Diva necklace Less is More jumper Sass & Bide jeans Yves Saint Laurent boots Cheryl Cole hair |
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ReplyDeleteOh, your posts never fail to make me smile, or in this case laugh wholeheartedly. You are definitely cover model worthy haha, we'd need an intense spread on your wardrobe but I think you could do without the wavy locks :P
ReplyDeletehahaha...giggling into my coffee. :D
ReplyDeleteYou are such a diva - and that's why I love you!
ReplyDeletebahahha MR DANG your such a COMICAL character ! i look forward to seeing you grace the covers of VOGUE ITALIA!!
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You need to get yourself a boyfriend who can take photos (but isn't your bf that headless, armless, legless mannequin from a few posts ago - no wonder he was having "issues").
ReplyDeleteHAHA oh you are so humorous. But you do a better job modelling than me, that's why I never outfit post, I just look so bizarre and un-pouty.
ReplyDeleteLove you with the long locks too ;)
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You've got me in this post - fashionable and humorous. Nice boots!
ReplyDelete"and cheryl cole's hair"
ReplyDeleteah you crack up. ps. you are beautiful :)
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I can't believe your mom thought it was a real wig.
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hahaha! great post!! You look cool on Vogue cover;))
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I want to be a blogger turned model too! lol. yes always blame the bf its the best way to go ;) But good work with the vogue cover. thanks for the comment and for taking the time to read my rant! I feel better these days. Also I added your fab blog to my blogroll. I can't believe I havent added it sooner!
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hey thanks for the comment :) dont we all just wish we could grace the cover of Vogue Italia just once? i like the JL coat ^^
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yes they are :)) amazing blog, love your header! x
ReplyDeletecan i quite seriously say you do more justice to that hair than cheryl cole :)
ReplyDeleteLOVE the floral shirt peeking out from underneath the jumper!
Do tell me your secret to your super voluminous and glossy hair. ;)
ReplyDeleteLovely outfit, funny idea!!! :-)
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You're stylish, and i love your vogue cap, ahahah
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hahaha! you look totally fabulous :D!
ReplyDeleteHahaha that last photograph is priceless!
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